Fish in a Fish Tank

I left my "fish tank" hall, Hall 5 after finding my hall kakis missing in action after my attachment. Either they had graduated, left hall, on attachment or upgraded to owning a car and driving to campus.

Just to say, times spent in hall with you people were one of the best times.

I figured I needed a change in environment.

Living in a "fish tank" for many years made me smell of dead fishes. Kidding lah. So i took a lucky bet and landed myself in Hall 6. Hmmm, actually I did hear 风声 on which level to choose to have a higher chance of getting a room of my choice.




"Life in NTU halls is either choosing between having a jog or having sex late in the night."

I read the above from someone’s blog entry a long time back. The author of the blog was rather pissed after having uncountable personnal encounters of his roomie's doing that "thing" in their hostel room. For all these years staying in hall, the most I heard were stories shared during the “la teh” sessions, so far no personal experience or encounters as yet.

Maybe I was in the wrong hall all these years.

That is what I felt when the hall office people urged to me to take one of the following when I checked in a few days back.



It was a semester calender with words of important advice.

Wah… was it only Hall 6 that needed this?

Or… maybe because it was the way I looked when I went to draw my keys.

Final year how to hanky panky? Too old, too fat, receding hairline, too busy, don’t you think so?

Nah, I saw other freshies getting the same stuff as well. At least that was reassuring.


Later while clearing and cleaning up the room.

I stumbled upon porn in my room.



The disc instantly landed right at my feet when I decided to pull out one of the drawer compartment to have it wiped clean. The porn dvd was sort of hidden underneath the drawer compartment. I guess the disc was left by the previous occupant of the room whom has forgotten to “clear stock” before returning his keys to the hall office. The title reads: "亚洲成人电影系列, 丽人篇". So if you are the previous occupant who happens to be reading this blog, and if you want your “stuff” back, you can always email me hor.

Anyway, I could not read the dvd. The dvd player tried to read the disc and prompted me with the following message on the tv screen:

The disc is dirty.

I am sure that my dvd player has no inbuilt “family viewing only” feature. My best bet was that there were too many scratches at the back of the disc that gave the result.


Final year in NTU. Study hard, work hard, play even harder!